Friday, October 16, 2009

The Army of the Lord


After service, the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed a certain guy by the hand and pulled him aside, saying to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

The guy replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

1 comment:

Paul Long said...

I know a number of such secret service agents ... some even with the license to kill ...